September 13, 2009: Last Full Day in Europe

Today is my final day in Germany.  I will leave Germany by rail first thing tomorrow morning (Monday) and travel back to Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam, The Netherlands and fly back to Dublin where I will set for three hours, again, before flying back to JFK in New York.

I slept in again this morning; I am still needing extra sleep to get back to feeling one hundred percent again.  Once I was up I was out the door to get out to Hellern at around ten thirty for my breakfast at Wellmann’s.  I love Europe and its bakery / cafe culture.  There is hardly anything like that in the US and especially not out in the country.  I don’t ask for much, I just want a good cup of coffee and a croissant and someplace outside where I can sit and enjoy them.  You can get that in NYC but you can’t get it in any random small town.  The first thing that is missing is the sidewalk space necessary to do something like that.  Even if bakeries wanted to there is not very much option.  So much of Europe is just designed around people being outside.  The US is designed around driving to the door of your destination, talking two feet, getting your coffee to go and driving away.

That was a good walk.  From there it was on to the hotel, a quick check in with email and whatnot and then heading out the door to go to the Felix Nussbaum House in downtown Osnabruck.  I decided that after taking so many pictures yesterday and doing so much walking with the camera that I was not going to carry it again today.  Most of my activities today are going to be indoors in places where it would be awkward to be carrying the camera and where photography would not be permitted anyway so best to not even bring it.

The walk was a breeze after all of the walking that I have done this week.  Not carrying the camera made for a nice change.  That thing is big and heavy.  I am really glad that I had it for this trip though.  Lots of pictures that I will now always have to enjoy to remind myself of my holiday in Germany.

It was just five Euros for a ticket to get into both the Felix Nussbaum House and the Osnabruck Cultural Museum for the day.  Not a bad deal.  That is less than eight dollars US.

The Felix Nussbaum House is a modern art museum (as in the museum is modern, not the art) dedicated to Osnabruck’s second most famous son, Felix Nussbaum who was a painter and sketcher who was murdered in Auschwitz during World War II.  Many of his works were only recently discovered in the last two decades.

The museum building itself is an amazing architectural structure designed by world-renowned architect Daniel Libeskind to reflect the progression through Nussbaum’s life.  The museum was very solemn and quite amazing.  I was definitely impressed by the architecture and the way that it added to the entire experience although I am glad that I read about how the architecture was supposed to reflect things before going through it or I may have just found it more confusing.

It was a nice break from the normal German touristy and countryside walking stuff that I have been doing this week.  The museum was thoroughly enjoyable and I can see why it is considered a must-see when visiting Osnabruck.

After the Felix Nussbaum House I crossed over to the Osnabruck Cultural Museum.  This was a much more traditional museum.  The upper floor, where I entered having crossed over from the Nussbaum House, was the art museum full of paintings.  Then down in the lower levels there were artifacts from both the recent and distant past of the Osnabruck area.  It was interesting but completely in German so it lacked a certain appeal.  I did not spend a lot of time there because of that.  The Nussbaum House really took care of their English speaking guests well so that was a lot more interesting.

Around this time I started to notice that my right knee was not feeling completely up to par.  I decided that it would probably be best to make it a short day and not spend too much time out and about because of my knee and also because of needing to pack, sleep and get up very early to head out to Amsterdam to catch my flight back home.

I wandered around the old town for a while until my knee was bothering me too much to stay out.  I spent some time just sitting on some benches soaking in the town.  I am sad to be leaving in the morning.  I really love it here.  But I am extremely lonely too and am really missing my family.  I want to get home and see Liesl!

I walked down the big street where the outdoor shops were on this Sunday.  Lots of things were closed today because it is Sunday but there were a lot of people selling things (read: junk) on the street as well.  I ventured into the Eis Cafe (ice cream cafe) and got some amazing Amadeus Delight ice cream and sat outside enjoying it.  This was one serious ice cream shop.  Very impressive.  Apparently the Saxons take the ice cream quite seriously.

I was a little hungry for real food so I decided to at least attempt getting authentic German fast food.  There was a restaurant called Nordsee (the North Sea) on the street that sold tons of fish (go figure) that looked like I could screw up pretty badly and still not have to deal with having gotten meat so I went there.  It was basically the German answer to America’s Long John Silver’s.  I managed to order without incident and sat out under an umbrella in the rain eating my fish sandwich and fish bites.  The funny thing was that I got the meal for “big hunger” or something like that and it was absolutely tiny by American standards.  The “big” fish sandwich was smaller than a McDonald’s fillet’o’fish!

I was really tempted to sit at a cafe or pub in the old town and get a beer or something and while away the afternoon but that seemed very lonely and the combination of having no one to spend time with while sitting outside, the mental overhead of figuring out how one orders and pays at one of these establishments and needing to get back to get ready to go made me lean away from that decision.

I walked back to the hotel.  It was a long, slow walk with my knee getting progressively worse on the way back.  I definitely pushed it to its limit.  I don’t think that I damaged anything but need to take it easy.  It is probably just lightly inflamed from all of the stress of the last few days.

I got to the hotel and showered and relaxed for a little bit.  I grabbed a quick dinner at the Subway again.  Cheap and easy.  And healthy too.  Really did not want to deal with anything extra tonight.

I packed everything up and made sure that I was as ready as I could be for tomorrow.  Then I headed down to the hotel bar to relax for the remainder of the evening.

It was just me at the bar.  I tried some recommended German Weissbier and spent several hours hanging out with the bartender.  It turns out that he is actually a Brit who grew up in Germany and only spoke limited English.  We had a great time discussing Germany, beer, America, the UK, etc.  I learned a ton about Germany, German history and culture and more.  Probably the most valuable time I spent while in Germany.

Later on in the evening some guys from Chile came and joined me at the bar.  The one guy was a German who had married a Chilean girl and moved there thirty five years ago.  He and his friends were in Germany for a major potato farming convention.  Seriously.  So I hung out with him as his English was really good.

At one point the bartender had left and another bartender had taken over who was French but spoke English and German.  It was just a Chilean who only spoke Spanish and I at the bar.  For the first time in my entire life… while sitting at a bar in Germany… I was finally in a position where my high school Spanish paid off and I was able to have a brief conversation with the guy!  Of all of the crazy places how could it possibly happen there?  He was unable to talk to the bartender directly so I was translating for them, LOL.  Me, of all people.

It really was a great evening.  I headed off to bed around midnight or so.  It is going to be a short night.  Tomorrow is the longest day of my life (literally) as it will be thirty hours long with the time shifting during the flight.  I will only get about six hours of sleep tonight.  My alarm is set for a quarter after six.  I am taking the seven fifty three train to Schiphol from Osnabruck’s central rail station.

No Internet for Twenty Four Hours

My Internet Access (Internetzugang) here in Germany will be shut off in roughly half an hour.  At that time I will be without Internet access until I am settled in in New York on Monday night.  No SGL updates until after that time, I am afraid.  Nothing that I can really do about that.  In the mean time, some pics have been uploaded to Flickr from the 12th and two or three from today.  I will post a handful, likely, while I am traveling tomorrow just to keep people updated.

You can check out my Germany Picture map on Flickr.  It is very cool.  Scroll through the pictures to see them laid out on the map.  It is especially interesting when you start seeing paths that I have walked or see how the pictures lay out around Osnabrueck’s Old Town.

September 12, 2009: Osnabruck Old Town

Today was the day that I set aside for seeing the Osnabruck Old Town – the historic district left standing after the bombings in World War II that flattened most of the city. Fortunately the Rathaus, City Hall, which is Osnabruck’s most important landmark was not hit.

I slept in until very late morning.  I need my sleep more than I need to be sightseeing, unfortunately, so I am giving up a bit of my free time in Osnabruck for rest but it is very important.  I feel pretty good today.  I got up, showered and heading right out to Hellern to go to the Wellmann’s bakery there for breakfast.

On my way I walked through the Mercedes-Benz dealership that is right across the street from the hotel.  I there discovered why I see so many MB and BMW cars driving around Osnabruck – they are practically giving these cars away here.  The prices are completely different than what we see in the US!  The fuel might be out of sight here (around $8 per gallon with is three or four times higher than it is in the US) but the cars are very, very cheap.  That explains why every car I see is high end and brand new.  Why buy anything else?

It was a beautiful day for a walk and I was out to Hellern in no time.  I got myself a black coffee and a streusel for “breakfast” as well as a cream cake to take back to the hotel to save for later.  It is only two Euro ninety for this light breakfast.  Not a bad deal at all and the coffee is excellent.

I walked back to the hotel, dropped off the food and checked my maps to be sure that I knew what it was that I was planning on doing while in town today.  Once I am away from the hotel on foot I am rather exposed to making mistakes so it is important that I have a good mental image of the city while I am exploring it.

My first project for the day is to reach the Old Town and the Heger Tor of Osnabruck.  These are in the city center.  I did not want to cover the same ground again that I have done the last few days so once I was just a little ways up Kurt Schumaker Dam I veered off to the north and took a tiny residential street and wound my way through a small neighbourhood that is, I imagine, relatively indicative of what urban Osnabruckian life must be like.  It was a really cute area and I can imagine being really happy living here.  The residents of Osnabruck are polled to be the most content in all of Germany so there must be something going right here!

I got to see a normal German school as well.  I walked right around in on my path so I really got a good look at it.  It seemed really nice.  So much nicer than American schools that I know.  It was right in the middle of a heavy residential area so I imagine that just about everyone can walk there and in just about no time.  It was set off on some huge campus like American schools, it was just like a lot of housing lots combined together into the school (and into a single, large building, of course.)  It was not a gigantic structure like American schools always are but was quite small and personal.

The area through which I walked was so quiet and peaceful.  It must be a great place to live.  While walking down the street I heard, for the very first time since being in the country, someone speak English without me prompting them to speak to me in it!  It was two children bicycling on the street.  The girl, maybe twelve, looked to be a babysitter or older sibling with a four year old on a bike with training wheels.  She said “You need to stay close to me now.” right as I walked by.  It was very strange to suddenly hear English in this context.

I approached downtown via Lotterstrasse and arrived right at the Felix Nussbaum Museum which is very famous here.  It is not in my plan to go to the museum today but I am definitely thinking about doing it tomorrow.  Everyone says that it is really fabulous and a must-see here in Osnabruck.

The Heger Tor is a large “victory arch” built in Osnabruck to commemorate the soldiers from Osnabruck who served at the victory over Napoleon at Waterloo.  It was built in 1817, I believe, and marks the entrance to the Old Town here in Osnabruck.

Stepping into the Old Town is amazing. I was not prepared.  Now that I have been in Germany for several days I thought that I had a good feel for the place, at least for Osnabruck, but stepping through the arch took me from ultra-modern Germany (a Germany that has been completely built since 1946 and mostly built since 1970 and all with very modern styles) into a part of Germany still standing from the thirteenth century.  I was instantly standing in medieval Saxony.  It was a lot like standing in an ultra-realistic Disney World but at many times the scale.  It is actually quite a compliment to Disney that they have done such a good job conveying some of the feel of a place like this.  It was truly something to see.

I just wandered around the Old Town for a while without any real direction.  I managed to end up right at the Rathaus without any problem though in no time at all.  The Rathaus sits on a large, open market area (the Markt) and is definitely the center of attention in this area of the city.  It is both an active museum, open to the public, as well as the working seat of city government.  The building is really, really old which makes it so interesting that they still use it.  Parts of the building are left much as they would have been hundreds of years ago and parts of it have been re-outfitted to be completely modern and looking much more impressive than any government buildings that I have seen in the US.

I toured the market area and took a walk around the Old Town before doing any one specific activity.  I was having a great time just getting a lay of the land and seeing how this ancient town could still function in the same buidings that have been here, squished together far too close for car traffic, for hundreds of years.

I stumbled upon the Osnabruck Tourist Information Center and went inside to see if there would be anything useful in there for me.  I was only inside the bureau for a few seconds when I heard a voice behind me say “Hello, Mr. Miller.”  Boy did that ever catch me by surprise.  I don’t know anyone in this part of the country nor have I seen more than two or three people who could speak English (or let on that they do – WikiTravel warned that in Osnabruck there is a lot of resentment over the British occupation and that some people will refuse to speak in English if they think that you might be British.)

It turned out to be the front desk clerk of the Ibis Hotel where I have been staying.  She had seen me on the street going in to the tourist bureau and had jumper out of her car to follow me in.  Apparently I am pretty easy to spot with my shorts (I’m the only person in the whole country wearing shorts with it as cool out as it is) and carrying the Nikon D90 around (I am also the only person in all of Osnabruck carrying a real camera – literally, the only one – everyone stops and stares at me.)  This is the front desk clerk who was at the Ibis the first two evenings that I was in town so she had checked me in and got me my initial Internet access (Internetzugang) and had gotten me all situated to go to the Kalkriese so she had talked to me a bit.  It is still quite amazing that she remembered me enough to recognize me and know my name out of context on the street miles away from the hotel!  I had not seen her in two days so we had not just spoken or anything.

She helped me out by getting me a map of town and getting me the basic tourist information but in English which I had yet to have found.  That helped a lot.  Now I had some solid information on what there was to see and how I could go about finding it.  This was progress.  Most importantly she also told me how to find public restroom facilities in Old Town so that I would not have to give up my day when nature’s call prompted me to make a hasty retreat to the hotel!  Finding restrooms in Germany is somewhat more difficult than in the US.  That is one things that Americans do really well – making restrooms available.

Before going anywhere I went to the Plaza of the Treaty of Westphalia and sat by the fountain for a while studying the maps and guide so that I could orient myself.  The fountain is really cool and is right by several major attractions so it is a good place to sit and orient oneself when in Osnabruck.

Now that I know which attractions are free and which are not I am much better equipped to explore Osnabruck.  It isn’t that I mind paying for a museum but rather that I can’t read all of the signs and do not always know if I am doing the right thing or not.  I had poked my head into the Rathaus earlier but not seeing anyway to pay for a ticket I was not comfortable going in.  I had no idea what I was supposed to do.  Now I find out that the Rathaus Museum is free and open to the public.  So all I had to do was to stroll on in, which I did.

The Rathaus was a small but really cool museum.  What makes the building really important, besides being a very old historic structure in its own right and being the town hall of Osnabruck, is that it was here on the front steps that the Treaty of Westphalia was signed.

The Treaty of Westphalia is important for several reasons.  The obvious reasons are that it brought about the end of both the Thirty Years War as well as the Eighty Years War.  It also established nationality for The Netherland which is pretty significant.  Prior to the signing of the treaty The Netherlands was a jurisdiction within the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation.  The treaty also formally recognized that Italy and Switzerland were no longer within the Empire proper.

This was all important but not nearly as important as what the treaty signified.  The treaty marked the first time the concept of “right over might” recognizing the now critical concept of national sovereignty and, more or less, permanently defining the basic borders of the European powers.  Until this time Europe, and the entire world, was run under the concept of “might makes right” and wars were a continuous function as rulers went through a never ending power-grab attempting to control as much territory as they possibly could.

In our modern world it is hard to believe that there ever was a time that this concept was not universally excepted but, in reality, this concept is extremely new and had never before been tried.  It is actually a European concept that has begun to spread to the rest of the world but in many places (Afghanistan, for example) we see that it has not yet taken hold in actuality.  It is actually amazing that after millennia of the universally excepted concept that a nation’s ability to kill the people of another nation determined its right to do so that in a very short time Europeans have taken that concept from the norm to being completely appalling and abhorrent.  It is similar to slavery which was abolished widely first in Europe after having been a universally accepted practice and in just a few hundred years it went from being the norm and accepted to being considered one of the greatest injustices possible to inflict upon another human being – even though many parts of the world continue to consider it normal.  The Treaty of Westphalia set the stage for all modern International relations today.  It established the modern concept of sovereignty.

It is really hard to grasp just what an earth-shattering change was made here on the steps of the Osnabruck Rathaus.  All modern thoughts of national ethics were established here.  The face of the world changed dramatically almost overnight.  Osnabruck is definitely a town involved in major changes!

After the Rathaus I crossed the square to visit the Erich Maria Remarque Peace Center.  It is a small museum on the same square as the Rathaus.  Remarque is most well known as the author of “All Quiet on the Western Front” which is one of the most important works of literature in the twentieth century and deals with the author’s personal horror having been a soldier in World War I.  He wrote a lot of other books, all but one of which were translated into English, but none approached the popularity of “All Quiet on the Western Front” which is required reading for a large number of American children in schools.

The museum was pretty small and hardly took any time at all for me to go through, especially as it was almost exclusively in German.  The Rathaus had had everything available in English as well which was very much appreciated.

After the two museums I decided to just explore the Old Town on foot and to take pictures.  There is a lot to see and the architecture is just amazing.

I walked for a while and took tons of pictures.  Then I stopped by a Wellmann’s that I found and sat out on the street having coffee and a pastry to relax for a little while.

I walked around just a little more and then set out up the hill to the northwest of Osnabruck to walk to the town of Westerberg where the University of Osnabruck’s main campus is located along with the university’s botanical gardens.

It was quite  a long walk and rather a steep climb to get up to the gardens.  I got a lot of exercise that I had not been intending to have gotten this late in the day.

The botanical gardens were free as well once I finally arrived.  They were rather large and appear to have been built into an old quarry so there was a lot of climbing up and down to do inside of the gardens as well.

While in the South American jungle greenhouse exhibit I overhead someone talking in English and said hello.  I ended up having a fifteen minute discussion with two elderly ladied, one from Osnabruck and one from Calgary.

From the botanical gardens I walked back to the hotel which was quite a hike away – at least going downhill this time.  By the time that I reached the hotel I was really soar.  My muscles were starting to ache.  I used Google Maps to attempt to figure out how far I walked today.  Google Maps put the distance between places that I went at fourteen kilometers but that was only the in-between portions and did not take into account all of the walking that I did in Old Town or at the Botanical Gardens which was a large portion of my day.  My estimate is that I walked between twenty and twenty-four kilometers today.  A really good day of walking if I do say so myself.

After freshening up I walked over to Subway and got a veggie patty sub – ordering completely in German for what it is worth.  I just did not have the energy to attempt anything else today.  I need something healthy, easy and cheap and this fits the bill.  I knew enough not to get mayo today.  I just got the sandwich, not he meal, and brought it back to the hotel and ate there.  I put on German television for about fifteen minutes just to check out the situation.  The sub was actually quite delicious.  It really hit the spot.

After dinner it was time to just relax at the hotel.  I bought my last day of Internet access and settled in for the night.  Tomorrow is my last, full day in Germany.  I extended my hotel stay so that I am not checking out until early Monday morning when I grab the train directly to Schiphol.

I had time to write up the SGL post but not enough to the get the pics edited and loaded today.  So I will be adding pics to this post as time allows.

September 11, 2009: Walking to Hasbergen

After finally managing to fall asleep last night at two in the morning I miraculously slept for eleven hours not waking up until one in the afternoon!  It was awesome.  I am feeling so much better now.  Getting that sleep gave my body the strength that it needed to beat back this flu and put me back on my feet.  I am still nowhere near functioning at one hundred percent but I am much improved and much happier.Me at the Bakery

I set about charging up my dead mobile phone, showering and continuing to work on picture uploads.  I did not want to leave the hotel without my mobile being ready.  After yesterday I definitely do not want to take any chances like that.  That also gave me a little time to just relax in the hotel room without stressing myself out by going outside and facing a foreign country with very little English interface here in a completely non-touristy area.

It was around three thirty when I finally set out for my afternoon hike.  I have nothing planned for today and my goal is to see some more of authenticate Germany without the slightest hit of being a tourist so I simply headed southwest from Osnabruck on one of the main roads. This is where adventure starts.

Here is a map of the route that I walked not including any little side excursions that I might have taken.Cherry Pastry at a Small Town Bakery

My walk was very pleasant.  The Germans really understand the importance of pedestrian infrastructure and have bicycle lanes and sidewalks absolutely everywhere.  It is not like the US where you are simply expected to walk on the road or to have a car, period.  This place actually plans around people using purely green and healthy modes of transportation.  It is much appreciated by those of us who like to walk to get places.  Safe and easy it is around here.

I left Osnabruck to the southwest and walked through Hellern, which is really just a suburn of Osnabruck where you don’t even notice the transition from one to the other.  From Hellern I went out into the countryside and got to experience farms and fields.  It was very nice.  Heavy cloud cover but no rain.  Very good walking weather.  I took along my rain jacket but did not need it.  I was just a little too warm but there was a nice breeze out of the north.

From Hellern it was a good hike out to the village of Hasbergen.  This is what I wanted – to actually get away from Osnabruck and experience a little bit of life in a small German village.  Hasbergen is definitely small but a real, lively little village.  Probably similar to Avon, Warsaw or Frankfort back home in New York.  It has a grocery store (an Aldi) and a little downtown area with some local shops and professional practices.  It also has its own train station which makes it a very attractive little location in which to be.  I would love to live in a small village with a train station.  What an awesome combination.

By the time that I reached Halbergen, which was almost five kilometers from the outskirts of Osnabruck where I started my walk, it had occurred to me that I had skipped both breakfast and lunch today and was getting rather peckish.  I discovered a little bakery there, part of a chain called Wellmann’s that appears to be popular around here.  I did some research and it appears to be an Osnabruck chain only available in the city and the neighbouring villages.  So I somehow managed to stumble upon a little slice of Osnabruck culture here.  Very cool.

I was surprised to find that one of the Varusschlacht memorial art pieces was here in Halbergen.  I had not really had any hopes of finding any of there and here I walked right past one today!  What good fortune.Varusschlacht Memorial in Hasbergen

I stopped in and struggled through the language barrier and ordered a piece of cherry cut cake and a cup of coffee.  I took it out to the front of the store and enjoyed having a chance to just stop and relax in the afternoon air in a small German town.  Very nice.

I was surprised to find that, at least here, the desserts are not nearly as sweet as you would expect them to be in Germany.  I had read this recently that only in the very south of Germany and in Switzerland do they really have the excessively sweet desserts that much of the outside world associates with Germany and even there, apparently, it is not all that common.  The cut cake was very good and tasty but more fruity and bready than I would have expected.  Much healthier, I am sure.

Once the bakery closed I packed up and started my long walk back to Osnabruck.  I had been thinking about stopping someplace for dinner on the way back, maybe for some pizza, but none of the places that I saw on my walk looked very inviting and it was really hard to be able to tell if any of them were really open or not.  I decided to get back to the hotel, clean up a bit and find out from the hotel where they would recommend.

Once I was back to the hotel I was quite starving.  I had seen that there was a Subway directly next to the hotel across the highway to the north and had been contemplating how simple it would be to just eat there.  I asked at the front desk and they said that there was nothing but the Subway within walking distance – I am assuming that their definition of walking distance is not the same as mine but basically it was going to be an effort to get to anything and I did not feel like spending the money to eat in the hotel again nor was the menu sounding all that appealing.  So over to the Subway it was for me.My Hotel As Seen from the West

I was surprised to find that the entire menu was actually in English.  They did not bother to translate it into German.  I was able to order by simply saying “Ein footlong tuna sub, bitte.”  Not much of a challenge.  I had been hoping to get a veggie patty sub, which they have there, but they were out.

The subs here are a little different than in the US.  They use less tuna than we do – maybe half as much.  And a little less cheese and they don’t have the different types of cheese from which to choose – just one and they put that on automatically which is fine for me but a little surprising.  If you ask for mayo, which I do not recommend, you get plenty.  Easily double what they apply in the US and it is definitely not the same mayo, not bad, but different.  If you resist adding mayo then it is a much healthier (and less costly to produce) sub than its American counterpart.  I was quite happy with it and it did not cost me an arm and a leg although it was probably about ten dollars with the cookie and soft drink (Fanta is extremely popular here.)

So that was my food for the day.  One footlong tunafish salad sub from Subway with a single macadamia nut cookie and my slice of cut cake at Wellmann’s.  Pretty light eating for a day of walking.

After dinner I settled into the hotel to catch up on the picture postings and to get SGL updated.  It is really hard keeping up with the number of pictures that I have pouring in from these walks.

My plan for tomorrow is to walk around Osnabruck itself to see the historic sites.  I really want to see the Osnabrucker Rathaus where the treaty ending the Thirty Year War was signed.  Most of Osnabruck was flattened in World War II so much of the city is new but there is a part of the city, Heger Tor, that still stands and I want to take a walk through that area as well.  If possible I am hoping to get out to a real German gasthaus for lunch or dinner.  Hopefully the hotel will be able to make a suggestion for me.

I am going to be staying in Osnabruck for an extra day.  I have check with Die Bahn and they have early morning connections into Amsterdam Schiphol Airport so that I can just walk down to the Osnabruck Haptbahnhof (or more likely take a taxi as that is a long way to go with luggage) and catch an early morning train that will take me directly to the airport without any problem at all.  Having the train station inside of Schiphol was a genius move.  It really makes Schiphol a premium jumping off point for exploring continental Europe with a minimum of hassle.

In non-German news for the day, the folks at Facebook seriously, seriously pulled on over on the TechCrunch guys: Facebook Punks Techcrunch.

September 10, 2009: Sic Semper Tyrannis

Quintili Vare, legiones redde!Metal Memorial Plate Detail at Kalkriese

Today is, as best as anyone can judge, the bimillennial (2,000th) anniversary of the Battle of Teutoburger Wald (Teutoburg Forest) between Varus and his Roman Legions and the German barbarians united under Arminius (Hermann.)  More than twenty thousand, maybe even twenty five thousand, Roman soldiers were slaughtered on this day – most likely at the battlefield of Kalkriese where the modern day Varusschlacht Museum stands overlooking the ancient battle ground.

It is to celebrate this event that I am here, in Germany, this week.  My primary purpose for coming over and the only reason that I did so at this rather inopportune time is to spend today walking the battlefield honouring and remembering this pivotal moment in world history.

I woke up quite early this morning. Four in the morning, local European summer time here in Osnabruck, Germany. That was roughly seven hours of sleep. When I awoke I was having problems breathing from my sinuses being stuffy. This was roughly ten in the evening back home in New York.

I brought the laptop over by the bed so that I would have something to do without getting up.  Almost everyone that I know was online at the time, as you would expect being that it is just barely late evening at home.

I ended up talking to people from bed for several hours.  I wasn’t feeling tired at the time and I couldn’t breath well enough to be able to fall asleep again.  So I was awake for the day, it seems.

I finally decided to leave the room to get some breakfast at nine, local time.  I went down to the lobby and had the breakfast at the hotel.  I figured that this would give me a good impression of how a German hotel breakfast compares to an American one.Bus Stop at My Hotel

Breakfast was good.  Mostly foods that Americans would expect at a hotel breakfast with the addition of a large array of cold-cuts and no bagels.  The yoghurt was fantastic.  The coffee had evaporated milk instead of cream.  Gouda and brie which were excellent and a good selection of excellent breads.  Nothing as exotic as you generally find in an English or Irish breakfast.  Definitely closer to American standards.

After breakfast it was time to venture out and attempt to make it to the Kalkriese site and Varusschlacht museum.  I am being extremely brave and attempting the bus.  The regular, everyday city bus.

It took about twenty minutes waiting outside for the bus to arrive.  I took some pictures while I was waiting and got a great shot of the orange berries in front of the hotel.Orange Berries at My Hotel

I ended up on the #92 bus.  It was very confusing as the bus driver did not speak a single word of English and there was no signage, that I could find, explaining anything at all about how the bus worked.  It was mostly empty and I really did not know where we were going so I just rode along.

I started to get a little worried when the bus took me out into the countryside.  This was not was I was looking for.  I was trying to go to the train station in downtown.

The bus ended up taking me to a dead end street miles out into the country and kicking me off there.  End of the line I guess.  The bus changed its bus number and just sat there fora  while.  I stood around for some time staring at the bus schedule trying to make sense out of it and eventually gave up and started walking.  I had my mobile with Google Maps so I was not concerned about getting lost but just that this was going to eat up the entire morning.Corn Field on My Walk

My walk back to where I started ended up being 3.2 kilometers.  A good hike to start the day.  And all of that time and energy and all I managed to do was to get back to the hotel where I started! I took lots of pictures on the way and the Nikon GPS unit worked like a champ. Now from Flickr you can generate a map displaying the route that I walked. Pretty cool.

I did managed to then catch another bus and that bus driver at least understood when I said “train station” and she nodded.  That was all that she could speak of English as well, I think.  I am pretty sure that avoiding the buses is the way to go.  They are not at all used to shuffling tourists around and have no idea what to do with them.  And the bus information is all in German or you are just expected to know it so it is even that much more confusing.

I did make it to the train station but once here, like everything else involving the buses, I could find nothing whatsoever that would inform me as to how to get to the Kalkriese from the train station.  All of the guidebooks say to come here to get the bus going there but there was nothing anywhere with anything mentioning that site.  Several people mentioned asking a bus driver but obviously that is not an option either.  There is no information booth or other bus-related person working at the train station.  This is crazy.

I finally gave up and paid a taxi about fifty dollars to drive me up there.  That cut the travel time in half from what it is supposed to take the bus and my day was getting shorter by the minute so it did not seem like all that bad of a plan even though it was pretty expensive.Luxemburg Mask from Below

After all of the trouble and expense getting into the museum was just nine Euros or roughly fifteen dollars.  Because of the anniversary there is a special exhibit called “Konflict” that shows northern European warfare through the ages.  It was a good exhibit but almost entirely in German.  The big items had English translations but none of the individual museum items.  So I did not spend too much time there.

After going through the “Konflict” exhibit I headed out to see the battlefield itself and the archeological works.  This is what I really came to see.

From the museum area you pass through a small sliver of trees maybe fifty feet deep and then you step out into the clearing.  I believe that this area has all been cleared since the battlefield was discovered in the late 1980s and now is a very open location.  The battle itself, though, would have taken place deep within the forest, I believe or, at least, in far more wooded conditions than exist today although some homes did exist on the spot as much as a hundred years prior to the battle taking place.View of Battlefield from Museum Tower

It is truly astounding to think of the thirty to forty thousand soldiers who lay buried here and even more amazing to think about this battle’s import on the world stage.  Such a remote location.  So forgotten.  The battle was so poorly known that it was “discovered” in ancient texts by monks in the fifteenth century.  The site was only discovered in the late 1980s and it has not been completely determined if the site at Kalkriese truly is the site or not although it is most likely to be it.

The battlefield is filled with large metal plates.  I believe that these are to mark the progress of the Roman troupes as they marched through the forest.  The entire museum complex is rather artistic in a very European way with a lot of abstract or semi-abstract memorials to the battle.  At the opening of the clearing there stands a camera obscura.  You can go into and and see the entire battlefield upside down and in miniature with tourists walking around.  Rather strange.  All of the museum buildings are made from rusted metal so it is all a dull orange.

Many of the plates have information written on them in German.  Most everything at the museum is in German only so if you do not speak and read German much of it will be lost.  There was an audio walking tour as well but as all of the information about it was in German I assumed that the audio was German as well and so did not bother to partake which is too bad as I am sure that it was very nice.  Lots of people were using it.  The people at the front ticket booth new that I was an English speaker and did not offer me the audio so I am pretty confident that it was not an option.

In the middle of the battlefield is live archeological excavation going on.  There were probably ten people or so working.  Some actively digging, some moving dirt around and some sifting through the sand looking for artifacts.  It was interesting to see a real world dig.  I have never actually seen one before in real life.Working at the Sifting Table

Beyond the dig was more of the battlefield and another freestanding exhibit – this one showing a movie about war between organized professional armies and civilians.  A poignant and wordless reminder that this battlefield on which we are standing was fought between the world’s largest, most well trained, highly paid and insanely well equipped army’s most elite units and a group of farmers and light militia with little or no training, no money being spent and barely any weapons and likely no armour.  These were incredible odds.  The risk undertaken by the Germans was truly astounding.  Not only could they have been wiped out right here at Kalkriese but the Romans would have been in a position to not only subdue but to depopulate Germania practically overnight.  This was the ultimate gamble.  It is no wonder that its ramifications arguably outweigh the outcome of any other military event in history.

The outcome of this battle, that happened right here under my feet, determined not only the outcome of a single war but fundamentally changed the global balance of power for the rest of history and wholly redefined Europe’s role in the world.  One of the signs hanging at the Kalkriese says, roughly, “Celebrating European Freedom”.  That is exactly what this battle represents.  Free Europe.  Had this battle swung the other way, had Arminius and his men fallen here instead of the Roman infantry, it is most likely that Rome would have run roughshod over all of Europe sweeping away people after people into one massive, totalitarian Imperium.Active Dig Work in Progress

What would the world look like if Rome ruled Europe?  What if European sensibilities about the immorality of subduing other peoples never emerged from a principle player in world events?  Rome would have controlled its own most dangerous borders and been able to focus all of its energies like never before seen on eastern expansion into Persia, India and China.  Given a Rome twice the size that it ever was, would any people have been able to withstand Rome’s staying power?  A war of attrition with Rome would have been a losing war.  Slowly but surely it seems that Rome may actually have conquered the known world.  But this battle ended that dream for Rome and sent the message to the Caesar that the days of Roman expansion had ended and the fall was beginning.  Caesar Augustus would lose his mind when he heard the news of the defeat – he, probably more than anyone, knew that once Rome stopped expanding it would begin dying.  Rome’s entire economy and social order was based upon constant, never ending expansion through military dominance.  Now Rome could not only not expand but it now lived in perpetual fear that Germania would itself begin the process of expansion with nowhere to go but south into Roman lands.  It was now Rome who waited with baited breath for the day when an army would sweep down from the north to sweet it away.  For the day that Germania decided that it would fight with an army instead of with farmers.Painted Mask Exhibit at Kalkriese

After walking the battlefield I went to the museum which is in a very modern structure that is so abnormal that I had a hard time figuring out that it was even the museum.

The museum was well done if small – there is only so much to show about a battle about which we know so little.  There were several exhibits of finds from the site just outside and lots of history lessons on the walls around the museum.  Much here was in English but still much was not.

One really neat exhibit was a tiny scale army, made using little lead miniature common in war gaming (the same scale made popular but Dungeons and Dragons and similar games) with literally a one to one representation of what we believe that the Roman army marching through Kalkriese would have looked like including the marching order.  It was massive.  Looking at the troops in that way really put into perspective the scale of the battle.  The lines would have stretched for miles it seems.  Capturing them and holding them in Teutoburger Wald must have been a serious challenge for the Germans.

There was another exhibit where the question is posed, “If the 26 year old Arminius and the 51 year old Varus, who had known each other in Rome, were to face each other today, what would they say?”  Since the two leaders knew each other and there is no record of there being ill blood between them we wonder what must have been going through their minds as they faced each other at Kalkriese.  Arminius, having been taken captive as a child to Rome as an effective slave and separated from his family and his people, had every understandable potential to harbor a hatred of Romans that could not be overstated.  The Roman plan of capturing important German children and raising them in Rome counted on Stockholm syndrome to kick in before the children were allowed to return to Germania as adults.  Generally this worked.  But, as we see here, it only has to fail once for the damage to be insurmountable.  The wrath of someone made a slave is a significant potential and if Arminius dedicated his life to preparing for the moment when he could enact the most painful revenge we see the possibilities begin to form.  A gambit of not epic but epoch changing proportions is something that only someone in this horrible position could really contemplate.  And apparently he did.  This was not a quick decision but a lifetime of planning and preparation coming together at a single moment – planning on a scale that even an empire like Rome could not attempt to replicate as only someone dedicating their entire life to the enterprise could truly be this prepared.

From the top of the museum building, roughly ten stories up, there is an observation deck that looks out over Lower Saxony and down at the battlefield giving you a complete view of the forest and the excavation site.  Very cool.Kalkriese Museum and Tower

I visited the museum gift shop and bought a baseball cap from the museum (I have been looking for a cap to buy since coming to Germany because I need one and we lost my old one) and also two books.  One book is a tiny book in German that is a collection of all of the ancient texts talking about the battle.  The second book is called “Arminius, Varus and the Battlefield at Kalkriese” which is an overview of the battle and talks about the work that is going on there – it is printed by the museum itself.  There were tons of books at the museum that I would have really like to have purchased but they were expensive and I have no way to transport them home.  These two were very small and I definitely wanted something from there as a permanent souvenir.

I learned at the shop that I had an hour and a half to wait until the last bus of the day would arrive to take people back to Osnabruck.  I had come by taxi but had no real means of getting another taxi to pick me up.  I had gone on the assumption that I would “figure something out” in order to get back.  This was extra risky as my mobile phone was all but dead.  I had left it off for most of the day just in case but after this morning’s problems I had used most of the remaining battery getting myself to Kalkriese in the first place.

So I took the remaining time and just walked through the woods at Kalkriese.  There are paths going all over the place and some excavation work even out in the forest.  It gave me a chance to just reflect on the day.

While waiting at the bus stop I had a chance to talk to an eighty year old German history buff.  He had come in from Hanover today to go to the museum.  He was the only person that I know came in for the anniversary.  There were one or two others throughout the day that I suspected were there for the anniversary but this is the only one of which I was sure.  There were a few hundred people at the museum today but mostly they were school groups on field trips (what a great field trip – I really hope that we get to bring Liesl here someday!)  He did not speak much English but we tried and took some time to discuss the battle.  It was nice having someone to talk to.  I am pretty sure that I was the only non-German native who came out to Kalkriese today.  That really surprises me.  I would have thought that a handful of people from around the world, like me, would have taken the time to come in and honour this day.  Am I really the only one?

The bus ride back took much longer than did the taxi ride but it only cost me about three Euro fifty (can that be right?)  It was so cheap.  I thought that it was going to be like eighteen Euro.  I told the bus driver that I wanted to go to Neumarkt and he repeated it (one of the few place names that I know that I can get correct) and I have him a twenty and he gave me gobs of change.  Maybe I just don’t understand how much it is supposed to cost.  Anyway, its a bargain if you can figure out the bus.  The buses are comfortable and clean too.  Much like in England but only one deck.

I got a few pictures of the bus ride, mostly windmills in the country for dad.  The Nikon D90 with the VRII on the lens really does do a great job of allowing me to handhold shots out of the windows.  Quite impressive.

I never managed to figure out when we got to Neumarkt so I ended up riding to the end at the Hauptbaunhof which is only slightly farther away from the hotel.  Maybe ten or fifteen minutes longer by foot.

From the Hauptbaunhof I walked to Neumarkt and on our to the west side of Osnabruck where the hotel is 4.1 kilometers.  A pretty decent walk after my impromtu walk this morning followed by an entire day of walking around two museums and an entire battlefield over and over again.  I estimate that I walked a minimum of five kilometers at Kalkriese and easily a lot more.  I walked the perimeter, through the middle, on all kinds of paths, up the tower, around both museums and more mostly multiple times!  I was there, on foot, for about four hours.

I took a lot of pictures on the walk back to the hotel.  Nothing spectacular but I wanted to get a real cross-section of the city so that Dominica and other people back home could get a feel for what a real German city was like and not just pictures of important structures or famous places.  Most everyone that I know is very interested to know what Germany is actually like.  The real answer is that it is a lot more like home than you would think.

I did get to walk by Osnabruck University which, strangely enough, is located on Martinistraße – yes, the university is on Martini Street!!  It is a really cool looking university.  I got some nice pics of it.Window Detail at Osnabruck University

The sun was getting low when I got back to the hotel.  I was exhausted.  I have not slept for even seven and a half hours since leaving New York and I worked a full day before leaving New York!  I have been awake with like eight o’clock on Tuesday morning and I have had the flu since arriving (I started getting the sniffles right as I left New York.)  So  I am really in rough shape.

I showered and caught up on stuff from the hotel room.  Ended up doing some work, uploading some pics and working on SGL for a little bit before going down to the dining room and getting the cheese spaetzle again.  I was so busy today that I had completely forgotten lunch and did not even realize.  I only just made it for dinner before the kitchen closed!  I had one sandwich in the airport in Dublin and have had just three meals since arriving in Europe – all three being at the hotel.  I need to get out and eat some.Steeple Under Construction from West

After dinner I went back up to the hotel room and managed to fall asleep for about fifteen minutes.  That helped a lot but it also made me not so tired so I was awake for quite a bit longer.  I ended up staying up until two in the morning talking to people and working on uploading pictures.  I only just began to get them uploaded from all of the ones that I took today.  I took almost two hundred and fifty pictures!  It was quite a good haul, photographically speaking.

At two I was feeling just enough better after figuring out that drinking hot water was helping my congestion that I was able to put on my CPAP and after a few tries I fell asleep.  Finally, real sleep.  It has been a long, difficult but utterly memorable and very important day.  Today was the reason that I made this trip and it worked out very well.  I will definitely always remember coming to Germany and visiting Kalkriese on the 2,000th anniversary, to the day, of the Varusschlacht.