1180 Raymond’s Fire Drills Continue Despite “Being Over”

Just two weeks after making the big announcement that the incessant fire drills plagueing 1180 Raymond Blvd., Newark, NJ would cease since “construction was over” we have received a notice that the fire drills will begin again on Monday, June 18th.  Apparently either the construction was not completed and the whole “end of the fire drills” was a farce specifically intended to placate me or new construction has begun that they didn’t realize was going to be done.  Neither option is impressive.

The worst part of the whole thing is that after all of the arguing and fighting over the fire drills and making a big deal that the fire drills were over this notice has gone out without so much as a peep or acknowledgement that they had just told us that this wouldn’t happen again.  They are acting as if they never made the “you may now stop ignoring the fire alarms” notice.  I can’t believe that the don’t have even the slightest hint at an apology for having made a big to-do about no more fire alarms.  It isn’t like months have past.  We have barely had the usual period between fire drills.  In fact, I don’t believe that we have missed a single “every other week” fire drill like we have always had.  Nothing has changed.  Not one thing.   Not the fire drills.  Not the lies.  And not the BS.

P.S. I am still waiting, after about two months, for the manager to call me back after they made a point of explaining how I could call the manager anytime that I wanted to to talk about the fire drill situation.

June 12, 2007: Culottes not Koolats

I have been informed by Danielle that the correct spelling is neither koolats or coolats (which are the sensible spellings) but, in fact, culottes. The real issue is not that the spelling doesn’t make any sense but that we, as Americans, pronounce the word as if it was an English word when it is actually French. In France the upper class [men] used to wear culottes (which were NOT skorts) but lower class men would wear pantaloons and were known as “sans-culottes” or literally “without culottes”. Once again, SGL is very educational.

In web news, Apple has made a version (currently in beta) of their Safari web browser available for the Windows platform (XP and Vista only, sorry Windows 2000 is not listed as being supported.) Now while I doubt that there is going to be any mass exodus from Internet Explorer and Firefox to go to Safari on Windows (or for that matter why choose it over Opera?) but I still think that this is a great move by Apple. Why you ask? Because by providing Safari to Windows users the majority of web designers and developers (most of whom do not own or probably even have reasonable access to Mac machines) can test their web sites on Safari for compatibility. This has always been the stumbling block for Safari and the KHTML family of browsers like Konqueror – that Windows users generally don’t have the access to or the skills necessary to do real cross-platform testing regardless of how important it is to do. This is a good step in the right direction although actually testing against all platforms is still important. Professional web developers should still have access to Mac, Linux and Windows at a minimum for testing purposes and should test browsers across platforms (Firefox on all three platforms, Safari on the two it is available for, etc.) But for amateur web designers who cannot afford to throw hardware resources at the problem Safari on Windows means that there is no excuse for foregoing a basic level of platform testing.

Joel Spolsky (Joel on Software) had a great article on the Apple Safari web browser today. And Joel is a pretty big Mac fan too! David Dixon and Nathan Martin have a really nice site put together there. The pictures are really excellent.

I got up and went down to the gym at a quarter to seven this morning. Dominica and I both went down last night too. Time to get back on the wagon I guess. I did forty to forty-five minutes both times but I think that I pushed myself a little harder while I was there and that I got a pretty decent workout altogether.

Today US troops attacked an Afghan police outpost killing seven police and wounding four others. The US is claiming that the attack was accidental but one has to wonder as to the possibility of confusing a police outpost with supposed terrorist. Survivors of the massacre were quoted as saying that they though the US soldiers were Taliban terrorists. So it is now official, the US and the Taliban have become indistinguishable even to the people who see both every day. Here is the quote from the Afghan Policeman who was interviewed after seeing his friends killed:

“I thought they were Taliban, and we shouted at them to stop, but they came closer and they opened fire,” said Khan Mohammad, one of the policemen at the post, adding: “I’m very angry. We are here to protect the Afghan government and help serve the Afghan government, but the Americans have come to kill us.”

My Internet access at the office today was horribly slow. It was impossible even to keep up with the news. But work kept me pretty busy today. There was a steady stream of stuff most of the day. But for some reason the day did not seem to move by very quickly. In fact it seemed like I was in the office forever.

Today I had my very last SlimFast. I can’t believe that my SlimFast stock pile lasted me for a few weeks before this weight-loss contest started and then lasted thirty days into the contest. Today is the official thirtieth day with just sixty-one days left before we are done. So today is also the one-third mark. So far so good. But two more months is a long time to keep it up for.

Today I was doing some random reading looking for information on Internet access in the Congo (Brazzaville) and came across an article from a short term missions trip from a Chinese congregation in Gaithersburg and at the very end of the article they ended up meeting Dr. Joe Harvey that the Ralstons are going to the Congo to work with!

I also came across an article from HCJB Global from October 31, 2006 giving an introduction to Pioneer Christian Hospital in Impfondo. I also found a copy of an article that I had read previously talking about the Congo as the place where Surgery Ends with a Song. I found another article from Samaritan’s Purse about Pioneer Christian Hospital that mentions the Republic of the Congo but shows the Democratic Republic of the Congo on their map. It is amazing, having grown up with the DRC being known as Zaire and the Congo being the only Congo, the NO ONE learned anything in elementary school and cannot identify countries on a map or even look them up properly. Mission Network News indicates the incorrect country as well. How rude would it be to show a map of the US every time you mention Canada just because they are neighbours and Niagara Falls is in both?

Today I stumbled on an awesome GDP Comparison Map of the United States in which the author renames US states based on the comparative economies (based on GDP) of countries.

For some reason people seem to also come here looking for information about squank-water. I guess I know that people who like “The Cat Who…” books read SGL. If you arrived here looking for more information on it – sorry, I tried sqonk-water but can’t find any information about that either. I learned the term from the books but I listen to them on CD and have never seen it written so I don’t know the official spelling but as of right now I am the sole Google search hit for either term. I seem to be a clearing house for strange topics on the Internet.

I found a great, detailed map of the Impfondo Area of the Congo provided by the United Nations.

I apparently got to do a lot of good research today and found a great article on a Pygmy Conference that happened a few weeks ago in Impfondo. I managed to find the blog by the author of the BBC article at Commonsense and Wonder.

I also discovered the ZionJudah Congo07 blog from a missionary going back to the Congo after five year.

The stuff just keeps on coming today: This Teeming Ark – an account of a wildlife adventurer traveling down the Ubangi River from northern Congo to Brazzaville.

I also found a listing of the largest Congolese cities and their estimated 2005 populations.

I worked until a quarter to six and then it was time to head for home.  Today’s post is pretty long so I am calling it a day and will save anything else for tomorrow.

Weight Lost So Far: 18lbs

June 11, 2007: Koolats?

I forgot to mention on Friday that the Mazda 6 is finally sold and has been picked up. It is now officially gone. It was a great car and I am sad to see it go but boy am I relived not to have four cars to worry about right now. That is another large “overhead” item taken care of. Life is getting simpler by the day. I guess that it is time to find some “high maintenance” hobbies to make life complicated again.

I was pretty tired this morning and decided not to go to the gym as I needed to get caught up on sleep more than I needed to work out. And Oreo was feeling a little sick last night so I figured that he would appreciate not being left alone more than usual.

One of the strangest things that I have discovered since having started tracking detailed information about SGL is that the search term “koolats” is, I believe, the number one search term driving traffic to the site! How can that be? I even went on Google and looked up “koolats” and couldn’t find SGL listed at all under I searched for “koolats sgl” then one blog post comes up (although obviously this one will come up shortly as well.) So I switched over to Yahoo’s search engine and, low and behold, Sheep Guarding Llama is the number three authority on koolats. Sweet.

To make matters worse I am not even sure that I am spelling the word correctly. Does anyone know how it is officially spelled? Let’s get some comments going. Koolats? Coolats? If I do a search for coolats I find someone asking which way it should be spelled 🙂 I guess the debate will rage now. If you want to know what post is causing all of the hub-bub you can check it out at NASCAR Polos, Koolats and Guitar Hero.

I checked back with Technorati later today and at least you can find me talking about Frankfort Days in Frankfort, New York in the Mohawk Valley but I am the only one. I guess none of you Frankforters do any blogging about your own home town.

I did some searching on Technorati just to see who was talking about me (hey, it actually happens) and I found that I got quoted over at The Clingan Zone which is one of the official SUN blogs. Nice.

I worked until around six this evening but the drive home was surprisingly quick. There was a huge accident out on the New Jersey Turnpike or something like that that must have cut off traffic heading towards i78. So I got home around a quarter to seven.

I got home and found Dominica practicing her karaoke on the PS2. She sent me out to Food for Life to pick up dinner while she continued to sing karaoke. Their air conditioning broke, again, so it was insanely hot in there so I had to stand outside to keep relatively cool.

The Ralstons are coming down to Newark on Friday night and will be here for the weekend. On Friday night we are just planning on hanging out in Newark and then on Saturday we are going to go into Manhattan to see the city. Danielle hasn’t been there for sixteen years and Art may have never been there at all which is crazy.

Mary is considering coming down to visit next week. She, like almost everyone else that we know, has never seen our apartment down here in New Jersey. So we will see whether or not she actually bothers to come down. She has threatened to come down several times in the past year but hasn’t done it yet.

The rumor is that Craig is going to be coming down the following weekend. Dominica will most likely be going back up to Frankfort that weekend.

Dominica pretty much spent the evening relaxing and watching DVDs. I did a bunch of work on my Treo tonight. I am starting to notice some of the problems that people have been mentioning about the Treo 700p online. I have been having it crash on me now and then and getting the bluetooth devices to work with it is practically impossible. I actually had to buy some bluetooth software to manage the connection to the stereo headset. That now appears to be working but so far the audio isn’t coming through real consistently although the issue might be with the audio player and not the connection. We will see how it works down the road. I need to test it with the Audible Player to see if that works as that is much more solid software than most of the stuff on the Palm.

I am still trying to figure out how to get a good podcast aggregator working on the Treo.  I really want to be able to get podcasts easily on the Treo as that is a major benefit of the device – using it as an mp3 player replacement.  I did move over a folder of music that I got working.

Weight Lost So Far: 18lbs

June 10, 2007: Baptisms and Treo Accessories

Dominica got up sometime before me this morning and started working on her homework that is due today. Oreo stayed in bed (on the living room floor) which me and snuggled until eleven! He is such a snuggly dog.

Once I was up there wasn’t very much time before we all had to be ready to go. We have Abigail Hughes’ baptism party early this afternoon in downtown Utica at a lounge called Grimaldi’s which I have never been to before. The Utica area is full of weird mid-century holdout businesses that I have only ever seen previously in the movies or old pictures. Utica has a bizarre sense of remaining in 1948 no matter what happens in the outside world. At every turn you expect to hear strains of big bands and lounge singers, to see people ordering martinis and side-cars and smoking stogies. Utica hit its stride in the post-World War II era and decided to stop right there. That isn’t to say that it is bad. The era that Utica chose to stick with was a good one but the bands and the lounge singers are gone now and the remaining architecture and signage seems out of place and it makes much of the city seem closed and out of business even when some of these places are very alive and, in fact, thriving.

The party was very nice and the food was excellent at Grimaldi’s, especially the desserts. Dominica and I both fell off of the wagon pretty significantly this weekend. It is difficult being at several functions strung back to back where the main focus is eating food that is completely off of our allowed menus. So we pretty much just wrote the weekend off as a loss and hope to not be set back too much when we return to New Jersey tomorrow.

After the party we did some shopping with Joe and Francesca. Joe has been wanting to get an HDTV for his college apartment in Albany so we went out to the shops to see what there was. We went to Best Buy and he didn’t find any televisions that caught his eye but I managed to get all of the Palm Treo supplies that I have been needing which was really handy because going out shopping in Newark is so difficult for things like this that we would never get around to it.

For my Palm Treo 700p I picked up a 2GB SD flash memory card so that I can store tons of Audible books, podcasts and music on my PDA (I wanted 4GB but they didn’t carry that at that store,) a car charger, the official Palm belt pouch which is very nice, the Motorola BlueTooth hands free ear piece and a stereo Motorola leather padded headset for listening to music and other stereo material from the device via BlueTooth. I am anxious to try that feature out. It was not a cheap shopping trip for us but it was a lot of essential usability items that I think that I will get a tremendous amount of use out of.

Dominica did some video game shopping too and got a second DDR dance pad so that we can “supposedly” get some exercise without leaving the apartment and both SingStar karaoke video games for the PS2 (it is a different series than Francesca has.) We also got two copies of Age of Empires: Age of Kings for the Nintendo DS. It doesn’t look to be anywhere near as cool as the PC version but the games were on sale for less than half their normal price and with two copies we can attempt to play head to head and that might be enough to make it well worth it. We will see.

At Circuit City Joe and I just happened to find an open-box 50″ 720p Samsung real-project DLP television that just had a minor scratch on the front glass for just $720 USD which is less than half its normal price. He couldn’t resist and decided to buy it. That saved him a ton of money over anything else that he might have considered buying.

We hung out at Dominica’s parents’ house for a few hours before leaving for the weekend. Dominica had some homework that she needed to wrap up before we could leave so she set to work on that and Francesca, Madeline and I sat down and did some more karaoke video gaming.

Before we left Dominica’s father and I took Madeline and Emily out to the Knight Spot to get some ice cream. They had run out to get ice cream from the ice cream truck a little earlier but it had driven by and ignored them so they were sad.

It was about eight in the evening when we finally hit the road. The drive home went pretty well and we arrived around midnight. We were glad to be home and were very ready to be sleeping in our own bed again. Oreo was very excited to be the only dog once more.

Weight Lost So Far: No Weigh In Estimating 18lbs

June 9, 2007: Frankfort Days

Dominica and I rolled into Frankfort just after midnight last night (this morning) and everyone was still awake several people having just gotten in themselves. The drive went pretty well. We didn’t run into any problems the whole way. As always we take the eastern route now going to Frankfort which includes going north on the Garden State Parkway to the NY Thruway (i87) up to Albany and then west on i90 to Herkimer, NY. It normally takes just under four hours.

We were concerned about hitting some bad thunderstorms on the trip but we only ended up getting a few minutes of rain the entire way and nothing to worry about. Having the Treo 700p was great, though, because we were able to email people while driving and get regular weather updates and weather radar maps. Very handy for things that I would not have thought of on my own at all.

It was probably two in the morning before we got to go to bed. Dominica and I, Francesca and Madeline all camped out in the air conditioned living room. It was incredibly warm out last night and Min and I would not have been able to sleep in the dining room where there is almost no air flow at all and no air conditioning whatsoever.

This morning Dominica and I slept in nice and late. It was around eleven when we finally got up. Dominica made some cheese & eggs for breakfast which were very yummy but it would have been better if I was allowed to have toast with it.

We pretty much just hung out all day around the house. We got to meet Gizmo, Francesca’s new dog who just showed up one day in their garage. They were never able to find an owner looking for the untagged dog and were not willing to take him to a shelter so they have been keeping him. He is a small but very healthy and happy Pomeranian and pretty young by my estimation. He is a very nice dog and the most “normal” of any dog that Francesca has ever had.

This afternoon I had the first of my Isopure Zero Carb protein drinks made with whey protein. It wasn’t actually all that bad. But they suggest using a motorized blender to mix it as it is very difficult to mix it properly by hand and I agree. We were totally unable to get it really mixed and it was a little gross.

This evening we all (sans Joe) went to the Frankfort Fire Department’s Frankfort Days up at the Herkimer Country Fair Grounds right in Frankfort. I did a Technorati search on Frankfort Days and discovered that there is nothing talking about it anywhere which I find very strange. I did find a Topix page on Frankfort Days, however. It is hard to believe how little people are talking about any single event like this. Tiny, sure, but someone somewhere must have been there and written about it or something.

Frankfort Days used to be held down at the Frankfort Marina on the canal but this year they have moved it up to the Herkimer Country Fair Grounds. Apparently a lot of people aren’t happy about that. Personally I think that it was a bad decision simply because the fair grounds were far too large and it made the tiny event seem even smaller. There was so much open space it was really weird and uncomfortable. You really felt bad for them for having organized something so unpopular.

We went up before it got dark so that the girls could ride some of the rides. Rides included the tilt-a-whirl replacement (that doesn’t tilt) called “Bear Affair” and instead of traditional tilt-a-whirl whirlies you sat in a big bear. Weird. And there was a itty-bitty roller coasterish thing for very small children that I didn’t see move once the entire night. In fact, pretty much every ride was turned on just for Madeline and Emily. For the most part they were all just stationary and it was quite depressing.

There were a couple of “activity booths” on the “fairway” – three I think. One of those shoot water in the clowns’ mouthes things and a ring toss and maybe something else. I didn’t see a single person go to them all evening nor did any of them have anyone visibly operating them. It was awful.

A band called “The Main Event” played in the band shelter thing in the middle and were pretty decent but it was still depressing to see them playing to almost no one. Most everyone who was at Frankfort Days was in the band stand watching them but it was hardly anyone.

There was some food there like “Big Willie’s” Pizza from downtown Frankfort and the regular assortment of “Carnie” food like french fries, fried dough, funnel cakes, cotton candy, candied apples, fried Oreos, hot dogs, burgers, etc. The food was the only real draw for the whole event which was really bad for Dominica and I since we aren’t supposed to be eating this kind of stuff. We ended up breaking down and getting some bad food and sharing it including some funnel cake with cherry topping, fried Oreos and a slice of pizza. “Big Willie’s” pizza is some of the best anywhere.

Going to Frankfort Days was a very Keilloresqe experience.  Small town American at its strangest.  It is hard to believe that anyone is able to make enough money in a venue like this to make it worth it at all.  I have no idea how they manage to pay for the people to work there.  There was no one spending any money anywhere except for a few people at a couple of food stands and when we went to buy a funnel cake they looked honestly surprised to have a customer.  Same thing at Big Willie’s stand – they practically fell out of their chair when I asked for a slice!

After it got dark there was a short five to ten minute fireworks display.  Nothing like I am used to back home.  Back home at York when we did fireworks (which my family went to almost every year throughout my childhood) it was standing room only at a rather large, open venue.  If you wanted to have a blanket on the ground to lay on you had to get there early and stake your claim.  But at Frankfort Days there were about fifteen people standing by one of the rides watching the fireworks.  It was so short that you didn’t even think of looking for a place to lay down.  It was a completely different type of experience.  And there were barely any people watching the fireworks at all.  I think that that must have been the smallest fireworks display turnout I have ever seen in my life.

The entire Frankfort Days experience was quite surreal.  We had things like this back home, of course, like the Mt. Morris summer carnival or the York Fireman’s Day were we went to the field behind the firehouse and had a parade during the day and ate hot dogs at night but the venue was much smaller then and all of the local kids would go there and hang out because we didn’t have a real village so any event that brought everyone together was a big social occasion.  But in a well integrated little village like Frankfort where the entire population can walk to each others’ houses having an event like this does nothing to draw the local kids together as a place to hang out so it becomes a sad affair.  At least there was plenty of easy parking.

After we got back they all played a little “Guitar Hero II” on the XBox 360.  And then we broke out Francesca’s karaoke game and we all played that for several hours late into the night.  That was a lot of fun although not nearly as fun as actually doing karaoke.  The song selection was tiny and a lot of it was not stuff that was well suited to actually doing karaoke but is based more on selling the game rather being actually good.  But we all had a lot of fun doing it.  We didn’t get to bed until probably two in the morning again.

Weight Lost So Far: No Weight In, Estimated at 18lbs